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You can help confirm this entry by contributing facts, media, and other evidence of notability and mutation. I Just Looked at Your Profile I Didn't Realize You Were a Lady refers to a copypasta which appears to be made in parody of comments lonely gamers leave to women when they discover they play video games. The copypasta uses Tips Fedora type language and grew popular on Reddit and Twitter after the username in the copypasta, which hints that the copypasta is likely satirical, was edited out. The origin of the copypasta is unclear.

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Home Discussions Workshop Market Broadcasts. Change language. Install Steam. I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. Me too, me too. Showing 1 - 15 of 19 comments. Conway View Profile View Posts. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame.

As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. She say what? She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass.

I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? Originally posted by Conway :. Kyon View Profile View Posts. I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over confirmed desus.

I am trained in desu warfare and I'm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu.

I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that's just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu.

But you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, you goddamn desu. I like the flaccid dong fetish one more. Originally posted by South German Nazi Duck :. Originally posted by Dai Nevuvio :. And my parents told me my dog had gone to live on a farm. I knew the truth, I knew that something horrible had happened, and that he had died. A couple of years later, I found out the truth. And apparently I was the only one he focused on. And after two years of crying at the memory of my long dead pet, he bowled me over and tried to make doggie love all over my face.

And that dear friends is what these relationship threads are like. Full of lies, ignorance, a lot of dry humping, and most importantly, like the tale above, completely B. Originally posted by Kebab Remover :. Last edited by ; 13 Aug, pm. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.

Lots of banter, lots of great tf2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a tf2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. I punched him and then backstabbed. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Slumdog View Profile View Posts. Aznees View Profile View Posts. Sitting upon your throne of spinners. Spinner world. You become a spinner. You spin home everyday after work at the spinner factory. You met your spinner quota today. Your spinner boss paid you well in bonus spinners. Your spinner wife and son are waiting for you in your spinner house as you spin into the driveway. You eat your spinners and talk about your spinner day. You spin with them all night until the spinner sets in the west and the spinner comes out into the sky.

Spinner light paints the spinner grass. Your son does his spinner homework, he'll work in the spinner factory some day as well.

He spins in excitement every time you bring it up. You hear your spinner son turn the spinner light off as he goes to spin in his spinner bed. You spin at your spinner wife. She spins back. The spinner sheets rustle as she spins on top of you. You spin her around and your spinner enters her.

You spin slow at first, but you know she wants you to spin faster. You begin to pick up speed. Her "Vssh"s get louder and louder and you both spin faster and faster. She spins onto your spinner and you know you're close. You spin inside of her. You fall onto the spinner sheets and "Vshh" heavily.

You spin her on her spins and she spins at you. Your spinner life is so good. Pietori View Profile View Posts. Reynolds "Rey" Koranteng born 30 February is a Czech actor, narrator, bogeyman and model. He sexually identifies as an ice cream truck. Most details about his childhood, such as his elementary school, are unknown.

Bush responded by pledging over sixty billion dollars to fight The War on Penis Enlargement. It is a musical about Gabe Newell, an unbalanced Microsoft employee played by Nicolas Cage then by Adrien Brody and Leonardo DiCaprio in the stage musical and the film respectively.

To ensure that the play is a blockbuster though, Tommy selects an incredibly mindblowing script which he describes as "practically a love letter to Gabe Newell" , hires the best director he can find Jan Zelenka, a stereotypical homosexual and transvestite caricature , and casts an out-of-control salesperson named Billy Mays, in the role of Gabe after he had wandered into the wrong theatre by mistake during the casting call -- "But we're not done yet".

The play starts with the musical number, "Springtime for GabeN. As the audience begins to storm out of the theater, the first scene starts, with Zelenka dressed up in full Pink Guy uniform and dancing to Benny Lava. The remaining audience starts to laugh, thinking that it is a satire, and those that had left return to the theater. Tommy, disgusted, goes behind the stage, unties the cable holding up the curtain and rushes out on stage, confronting the audience and ranting about the treatment of his beloved play.

During his diatribe, there is a clank as someone strikes through the curtain, apparently with a football. A moment later, in mid-rant, he exclaims "You're tearing me apart Lisa! The play continues, and the audience assumes that his performance was part of the act.

The play gets overwhelmingly positive reviews, ensuring its success and the conviction of the producers when the fraudulent financing is discovered. Hannexuu View Profile View Posts. That attack helicopter and navy seals guy. Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!!

Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! Anata are nothing to watashi but just another target. As oretachi hanashimasu watashi am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so anata better prepare for the storm, mushi.

The storm that wipes out the warui chiisai mono anata call your life.

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The Attraction Sign was used by Chris during his Love Quest to get the attention of boyfriend-free girls. Incredibly, the sight of a fat, sweaty, smelly manchild soliciting sex with a piece of cardboard has not enticed any ladies to date. The original Sign, created in when Chris first started his Love Quest at the age of 21, is perhaps the most notable and amusing of them all. Many variations on the Sign were produced when Chris was in college, chiefly because Mary Lee Walsh kept confiscating them. During this time, Chris waged war by creating MySpace and Facebook accounts, then printing new Signs and plastering them all over campus - only to be torn down in turn by Mary. The attraction sign shows a truly desperate time in Chris' life, where he advertised his virginity in the same way you would advertise selling a car. Sign from age Based on its shape, it is likely meant to be attached to the cover of a Nintendo DS.

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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch.

Hey Ziqo, its Yusuf from the college football team, how you been bro? Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game?

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Top definition. It's a copy and pasted block of text usually posted on a message board to troll newer users and as an inside joke between older users. Copypasta can usually be found posted in a discussion about any subject, and will usually be intended to draw out newer users into responding negatively to it, much to the amusement of more veteran users.

I am so in love with one of the girls in this group. SHe doesn't normally post at this time so I am hoping this will slip under the radar and She won't see it. I mean I don't even know her but everything about her seems awesome. She has a great sense of humour and posts a lot of relatable shit. Obviously looks are a part of it.

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Copypasta from Bored butler. If you're feeling bored and looking for easy points, or want to win an argument on the internet because that's really all life is about , then look no further. Note: many are not properly formatted and still have question marks in place of apostrophes or quotation marks. Oh look at that, Lambda and Q House just got brownstones and all those Sperry-wearing ibanker tools that would have rushed your frat are headed to their open parties instead. Sigma Nu just needed to get a break, like Pike did. Are you a fucking drunk?

he has a fucking girlfriend. you don't know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and n looks like I've already won, Im.

Home Discussions Workshop Market Broadcasts. Change language. Install Steam. I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need.

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Comments: 3
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  3. Mushicage

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